Opinion

NEWS OF THE WEIRD

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LEAD STORY - THE ARISTOCRATS! “Biff, schedule my Botox injection. The drive to the Hamptons is too much to bear.” According to Insider, New Yorkers who battle weekend traffic to their Long Island enclaves are rushing to urologists for a cure for “Hamptons bladder”: prostate artery embolization for men, which reduces the size of the prostate, and “bladder Botox,” which decreases urinary frequency for women.
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MUSEUM MUSINGS

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I recently found a single sheet, double-sided, from the May 25, 1961, Madisonville Meteor. The advertisements were interesting. Of the 15, one-third of them did not offer telephone numbers. The ones that did were of the “DI-8” kind. Dr. Kenneth Downard’s number was DI 8-2800. Boney-Bass Chevrolet’s was DI 8-2155. Boyd Bailey didn’t give a phone number; everyone knew him. The Madisonville Meteor offered “For Rent – Typewriters and Adding Machines, by week or month.” Charles Heath’s Small Appliance Center offered to repair small appliances, having a large stock of parts for irons, mixers toasters, percolators, electric clocks, fans, vacuum cleaners, lamps, and all small appliances. That was before it got cheaper to just purchase new ones!

NEWS OF THE WEIRD

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LEAD STORY -- READ BETWEEN THE LINES "Forever in our hearts until we meet again, cherished memories, known as our son, brother, father, papa, uncle, friend, & cousin." The message on Steven Paul Owens' tombstone at the Warren-Powers Cemetery in Polk County, Iowa, reflects the sentiments of the family the 59-year-old left behind when he died in September of 2021, but the message within the message has the community in an uproar, WHO-13 reported. That's because if one reads the first letter of each line vertically, the phrase "F--- OFF" can be found.
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Anti-gun violence protests and more school safety measures

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Anti-gun violence protests were held in multiple cities across the state over the weekend, while the state has imposed additional measures designed to strengthen school security. Texas State University’s Advanced Law Enforcement Rapid Response Training (ALERRT) program will be provided to all Texas school districts.
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Mrs. Ida Brown and the Madison Hotel

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Last week, Earl Wayne Parten came into the Museum carrying a tattered and yellowed newspaper article about the Madison Hotel and Mrs. Ida Brown. Ads on the back proved it came from an old Meteor. An accompanying photo includes Budgie Burke, Bonne Hendrix, Lynda Breeding, Patricia Stephenson, Mary Ann Caldwell, and Ann Richie, all holding signs that say “This building matters” and standing in front of the Madison Hotel, probably between 1995 and 2005. The caption states that group was with the Madison County Historical Commission at that time.

NEWS OF THE WEIRD

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LEAD STORY -- INEXPLICABLE Down at the Amarillo (Texas) Zoo, it isn't the animal exhibits inside that are sparking excitement among the city's residents. "In the dark and early morning hours" of May 21, the city reported in a June 8 news release, security cameras captured a mysterious creature outside the fence -- part "person with a strange hat," part "large coyote on its hind legs," part "Chupacabra," the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported.

NEWS OF THE WEIRD

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LEAD STORY - CREME DE LA WEIRD In an effort to better educate the world about the human reproductive system, the “intimate wellness brand” Intimina has introduced Period Crunch, a breakfast cereal with uterus-shaped, raspberry-flavored pieces that will color the milk red, Oddity Central reported. Alongside the startling cereal shape and red milk, the cereal box will feature a diagram of the female reproductive system so that people can learn about its location and function.