The Unholy Trilogy: Monsters Everywhere!
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Greetings, dear readers! Today, we embark on a perilous journey through the treacherous realm of growing up, where childhood fantasies crumble, and the monsters under the bed and in the closet are just the warm-up act for the real-world horror show. Buckle up, my friends, for we are about to delve into a realm of bone-chilling terrors, doused in a healthy dose of sarcastic humor.